18 March 2015

Super Villain Of Blogland

I'm that kind of human being who gets attached to villains of the show/film/book rather than the hero because heroes are overrated and everyone loves them which is, uhm, you know kinda injustice with the existence of villains. Bellatrix, Voldemort & Peter Hale are my favorite people that I once tried to dislike and profoundly failed. It's 2015 and villains need some more affection. So in the celebration of existence of villains today, I'm pretending to be the villain of blogland and you all are welcome to read about my dark part.

So this post starts as if I'm your favorite villain in blogland and you're here to collect every possible information about me as it's not every day a villain opens about herself, eh?

Super Villain Names
I'm known best with some of my top villain names as,
Cruella Di Ree
-This villain of yours is secretly a Disney kid at heart.

Blawgurrl
-Blogging dark powers getting WILD HERE!

Dark messy bun
-Because there's this dark magic in my hair

The girl that kills with winged eyeliner
-MY EYELINER GIVES ME WINGS AND KILLS PEOPLE!

Dark super powers
Kills with winged eyeliner
-It's not easy to keep up with the perfect eyeliner alive!

Posting 4 times a week
-This super power is under progress.

Attacks with dark doodles


-Doodle doodle doodle and ATTACK WITH ART!

Blog designing skills
-A beautiful blog design can kill a bloggy beast.

Power ups
More pageviews
-PAGEVIEWS GIVE ME POWER TO DESTROY AND RULE.

Magical lemonades
-Even a villain deserves treat yo self time. Lemonade boost up my powers, especially with a mason jar.

Twitter & Instagram
-A good tweet and a big supporting army on Twitter can make me win a bloggy war. And a good selfie on Instagram can be a game changer ya know dark buddies.

Comments
-YOUR GOOD WORDS EMPOWER MY DARK KINGDOM Y'ALL PEOPLE

Weaknesses
Posts about food
-I. Just. Can't. Why all the food has to look so delicious that my heart melts and I have hard times stopping myself coming out of this super villain shell.

Favorite bloggers
-People you care about are your weak points. So this villain of yours also has a heart and there are some bloggers I call my favorites and I'd just confess they're my weaknesses.


Last but not least, MY VILLAIN THEME SONG. It would be The Devil Within by Digital Daggers. It's the perfect I-am-a-villain song and my favorite lyrics are
I will be here
When you think you’re all alone
Seeping through the cracks
I'm the poison in your bones
My love is your disease
I won't let it set you free
Til I break you


Now tell me how would YOU describe your bloggy villain self?





12 comments:

  1. THIS IS AMAZING haha seriously! I want some homemade drinks coming my way please I expect them now after all and I love your supervillain names! I actually love all villains mostly I hate the good guys they are too DULL and DRAB that's why we love gollum in lord of the rings admittedly he is half misunderstood xxx

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  2. This is hilarious! You remind me of Barney of How I Met Your Mother, always favouring the villains!
    I must admit, sometimes it's just so much better to have the villains win once in a while

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  3. I've been noticing some of your art on Instagram and you're pretty good Miss Villain girl.

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  4. Eyeliner on flick! And I love Bellatrix! :)

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  5. You are my favourite villain! :D Love your dark doodles and winged liner! :P xx

    Jadirah Sarmad | Jasmine Catches Butterflies ʚϊɞ

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  6. OMG i've never loved villains this much before, bahahaha!

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  7. Haha I haven't thought too much about villains but I love your list!
    Melanie @ meandmr.com

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  8. Girl...you cray Cray! You should make a movie!

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  9. Love this! Welcome to the dark side. wahhaha. My villain name would be "Lady Assassin". I've actually given this more thought than I'd like to admit. lol. (:

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  10. Bellatrix Lestrange? Make that two please, I am casting in my vote as well. I am such a huge villain person. My ultimate favorite is the Joker (Heath Ledger) - epic masterpiece. There's Damon Salvador from The Vampire Diaries that is a lifetime favorite. Loki from Thor. And Oh God have you seen Scream - I melt at the sight of Billy Loomis. Tom Riddle in Chamber Of Secrets was such a treat too.

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  11. haha you are hilarious! I think your dark doodles are fabulous by the way!

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  12. Omg LOVE THIS!!!! So so so so so amazing.

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