28 December 2014

Spam emails VS my thoughts


Whenever I check my spam emails folder, the emails give me slightly panic attacks in my head. I don't get the brilliant idea of spam emails that are about inheritance of million of dollars as if we're going to believe the shit inside the email saying you won 1,000,00$, dude we live in 2014. But the spammers have a fun life that they can waste on Internet. I was going through my spam folder and the next second I was writing a blog post about it. So here I am,

1-I have won a lottery of 1,000,000$. 


Yay, it was supposed to be funny?

2-I have some untitled hidden billionaire family members that I never knew about existed.

WOW WHY WE NEVER MET? YOU'D HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE UNCLE/AUNT!!

3-A stranger told me about those untitled hidden billionaire family members of mine.

Thank you stranger for providing me with glorious information.

4-That stranger is very honest.

Thanks again (With teary eyes)

5-Wallmart has offered me a job while they have 0 branches in my country.

They're so humble that I want to cry.

6-An Australian modeling agency wants me to work with them. 

Yep, you've never seen my attempts toward fashion blogging.

7-There are many awfully rich Arab men trying to get me in their business partnership. 

Request rejected.

8-A dying lady trust me SO MUCH that she's inheriting me EVERYTHING she ever owned in her life.


I wish I cared.

9--A rich man from Bank OF Africa wants to transfer me some billion dollars because he trusts me.

YES YES TRUST ME PLEASE! I feel more rich than I should.

10-Somebody wants to buy my land.

That I don't even own, wow.

11-I can make 250$ per hour by I don't know how on Earth because the email looks more of a screwed html code.

The money would be made of toilet paper.

12-I have a package waiting for me on Rome's port. The postal guys are so honest that they shot me an email.


Oh I am panicked.

13-There's a button manufacturing company in China who wants to sell me their products. 


Well I am not interested in buttons right at the moment.

14-My Paypal account has been limited until I submit my log in my details to a website like this paypal2238.com.

And yeah sure let you hack my account this beautiful way.

15-Then there's an URGENT EMAIL asking for my VERY QUICK RESPONSE IMMEDIATELY about a few more billion dollars that some random and generous stranger wants to send me.

I feel rich again.


So, what are YOUR thoughts on spam emails?

PS: ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE NEW YEAR LINK UP? BECAUSE I AM!!!!


25 comments:

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  2. This is the coolest post ever! Thanks for making me smile. Share the money please!

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  3. Haha love the sarcasm :) enjoyed the post!

    www.melodysim.com

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  4. lol #14 is sad because I'm sure some people actually fall for that. I actually haven't looked through my spam folder... I'm afraid to lol!

    Jessica
    the.pyreflies.org

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  5. HAHAHA that post was HILARIOUS! i like your writing style and when i read through your thoughts i always thought: 'lol, exactly my opinion'. you should write books XD

    x
    dahi

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  6. by the way: thanks for your comment on my blog! i'm glad you like my 'daisy chains' post <3
    following you now, of course, too! :)

    x
    dahi

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  7. i'm wishing you the best for 2015!

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  8. Hahaha! I get ones from people claiming my really rich relative has died and left me all their money....like dude, have you met my family? They all know each other and if this were true I would definitely know! Great post :-) x

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  9. this is so funny, i get these all the time!

    xx danielle // shades of danielle // bloglovin

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  10. OMG, finally! Someone has put my feelings towards spam emails into one glorious post! :')
    I've won the Brazilian lottery about three times now (lucky, right? I know!), and have had 'sexy secret admirers' wishing to send me some love from all over the world - what's an in demand girl to do. *flicks hair*

    This is a great post, girl.
    Much love. xx
    Christie's Take on Life

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  11. haha I love the gifs!! they're so funny :') and oh I would like to participate to the new year link up, and it's like the first time that I do that :) but I have a question, How can you know if we did it? Do we need to post a comment to let you know? soorry to much questions
    take care <3

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  12. Spam mails are hilarious sometimes but I honestly feel sad for the ones that gets scammed :( I've read stories about victims taking a second mortgage on their homes or emptying their life savings account for these criminals! Since switching to Gmail, I literally have ZERO spam emails (compared to the amount I got on Hotmail and Yahoo) so I am officially free from my mysterious relative from the Middle East or that my eBay or PayPal account has been confiscated, LOL.

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  13. My spam mails crack me up I get all of these and the random "cancer patient" who wants to leave me everything. CRAY!!!

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  14. LOLOL Bank of Africa also offers me the same thing. Haha maybe one of these days I'll take them up on it...

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  15. Yes yet they seem so polite and nice i wanna jump into the ocean. I wonder what kind of person behind it all. what what what if........ they are....... around us..........
    -_-
    btw nice post!

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  16. Ahahahaha OMG !! Your post just made me laugh like an idiot, one of the best post ever , keep it up girl . XD

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  17. Numbers 10 and 11 are my fav! Land in which you don't own and toilet paper! Haha...I think spam emails are like reading the comic strips in the news paper!

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  18. hehe yes I receive all those emails too.

    XO

    www.myownfairytale.com

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  19. I hate spam emails sooo much!
    Melanie @ meandmr.com

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  20. Haha nice article, all those spam mails. it's exhausting! xx


    http://www.esmeraldaattema.com

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  21. they can be unreal and break my heart errrytime </3

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