Whenever I check my spam emails folder, the emails give me slightly panic attacks in my head. I don't get the brilliant idea of spam emails that are about inheritance of million of dollars as if we're going to believe the shit inside the email saying you won 1,000,00$, dude we live in 2014. But the spammers have a fun life that they can waste on Internet. I was going through my spam folder and the next second I was writing a blog post about it. So here I am,
1-I have won a lottery of 1,000,000$.
Yay, it was supposed to be funny?
2-I have some untitled hidden billionaire family members that I never knew about existed.
WOW WHY WE NEVER MET? YOU'D HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE UNCLE/AUNT!!
3-A stranger told me about those untitled hidden billionaire family members of mine.
Thank you stranger for providing me with glorious information.
4-That stranger is very honest.
Thanks again (With teary eyes)
5-Wallmart has offered me a job while they have 0 branches in my country.
They're so humble that I want to cry.
6-An Australian modeling agency wants me to work with them.
Yep, you've never seen my attempts toward fashion blogging.
7-There are many awfully rich Arab men trying to get me in their business partnership.
8-A dying lady trust me SO MUCH that she's inheriting me EVERYTHING she ever owned in her life.
I wish I cared.
9--A rich man from Bank OF Africa wants to transfer me some billion dollars because he trusts me.
YES YES TRUST ME PLEASE! I feel more rich than I should.
10-Somebody wants to buy my land.
That I don't even own, wow.
11-I can make 250$ per hour by I don't know how on Earth because the email looks more of a screwed html code.
The money would be made of toilet paper.
12-I have a package waiting for me on Rome's port. The postal guys are so honest that they shot me an email.
Oh I am panicked.
13-There's a button manufacturing company in China who wants to sell me their products.
Well I am not interested in buttons right at the moment.
14-My Paypal account has been limited until I submit my log in my details to a website like this paypal2238.com.
And yeah sure let you hack my account this beautiful way.
15-Then there's an URGENT EMAIL asking for my VERY QUICK RESPONSE IMMEDIATELY about a few more billion dollars that some random and generous stranger wants to send me.
I feel rich again.
So, what are YOUR thoughts on spam emails?
PS: ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE NEW YEAR LINK UP? BECAUSE I AM!!!!