6 October 2013

Questions that will never have an answer

I was reading an old conversation that I did on my Facebook chat last night and I came across some questions which shouldn't be called questions, it's called sarcasm OR these questions are simply telling me that I should get lost and it doesn't rhyme with shoo-shoo. Some questions should not get answered for my own good. Or I shouldn't answer them, pretty!

Are you mad?
Of course not! Anyone who would ask this never gets an answer. Why would I answer this? I was explaining a thing and I ended up getting this instead of appreciation. This world's so cruel, I am shocked people didn't get this awesomeness I was telling!

Are you blind?
Supermarkets are always bombarded with people and if I accidentally (insert an innocent face here) step on someone's a wicked faced lady with red painted lips, she'd ask in a deep voice "Are you blind?" What should I do? I'd go away, it's better than answering her that no I'm not blind.



Do you understand?
It's a black-mail-me-for-no-reason conversation dialogue. What if I understand nothing? I'd nod anyway, pick it up as my yes (sadly)


You own a Justin Bieber CD?
When a friend came to my house on our "annual house cleaning day", some secret stuff was spreaded all over in the patio. She must have said "gotcha Areeba" when she saw an old CD of him. Wicked, she asked me she wants a CD of The Great Justin Bieber and if I own it I should let her have it for a week. I was like, a Justin Bieber CD? Uhmm, ahhnnmm. NO ANSWER! & then she picked it by herself!

Are you again going to do this?
This question should be illegal! After shouting on 3 years kids, breaking a new cup because I was mad at someone or screwing up a party , I'd be asked not to do this again. I will never answer this, unless I have my fingers crossed on my back!


You agree?
Sometimes not! So I don't agree but keep calm & shut up! Mums should never ask this question, everybody knows better why!

You lost a wallet again? Full of money? Say no?
This is the worst part of my life. In previous 4 months, I lost 2 wallets & millions hundreds. Money comes in my hands and then it vanishes, I'm magical I know but it's not awesome to lost MONEY!
Don't ask me! I'm cannot be the one who actually lost money again. It must be Areeba #2 & she's a baaa-aa-d girl!

Would you answer these questions? 

28 comments:

  1. Haha - I don't know one single person who owns a Justin Bieber CD (or would admit to it if they did), so that question would never be asked LOL.

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  2. I do the same thing too when someone asks me if I understand. I nod my head.... Heck no I don't understand.

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  3. HAHAHA YUP.. Why would I be mad.. if you already have to ask I think you know your answer... yeah love that one, that's for sure..

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  4. haha , the are u blind question get on my nerve to

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  5. Haha....love the post. The "you agree" question should not be asked my moms all over the world. But amazingly, they keep on doing it over and over again. Funny post :) Thanks for sharing

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  6. LOL, I get some of those same stupid questions and I admit I even ask them, especially the are you blind to my kids. Love the gif's they are always too funny.

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  7. I always ask these to my kids! Of course they don't care though!

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  8. I love your blog layouts, especially the little moving photos (I want to say Gifs???). Such fun and a giggle to read xx

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  9. I try not to ask questions I don't want honest answers to. I'd never embarrass my friends by asking them about JB CDs... lol

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  10. Oh no, 2 wallets? and money, yikes. You need one of those little money purses with the strap around your neck that you can hide under your clothes.

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  11. hmm, the only one i know i could answer without issue is about bieber, because the answer is no and, being in my 30s, i don't think i "need" to own one!

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  12. Haha you do pose some pretty difficult questions here. I guess it depends on who's asking and how much crap they will give me about it!

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  13. Sometimes the easier route is the way to go just to avoid a whole problem!

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  14. haha this post made me laugh and smile today :) enjoy your sunday!

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  15. I would be tempted to answer all these questions very sarcastically

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  16. that first gif has me giggling - i had to come back to your post from earlier to see it again. LOL!!

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  17. These animated GIFs always make me laugh! :)

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  18. I love your sense of humor and I agree with you, sometimes sarcasm is the only way to get the message across to certain people.

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  19. Actually I would answer most of them but I get what you are saying. As for the blind question though , I have gotten this and answer honestly, "I'm sorry I really didn't see you there, or I wasn't paying attention. " It just blurts out of my mouth

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  20. Haha, I love this.
    If I answer any of these, it's usually with a lie.

    Kate | Diaries of an Essex Girl

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  21. I love this. Somethings just are better without an answer.

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  22. Love this post!
    I just found your blog!
    I am now following via GFC & Bloglovin!
    I look forward to keeping up!

    xo
    Christina
    Pieceitalltogetherx3.blogspot.com

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  23. Don't know, not sure! LOL! Yes, I do nod my head to make the conversation end ASAP, pretending I understood.

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  24. There are so many questions that are just fine left unanswered. =0)
    I don't know if I would answer some of yours listed myself!

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  25. "Are you mad?"
    Is the worst. Especially on fb. Sometimes I just leave that the way it is and don't answer LOL. Actually, not answering/leaving in the middle of a conversation is a bad habit of mine!
    xo, Hima
    Hima Hearts

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  26. Bahaha "You mad bro?" xD Never ask a woman that question, you won't wanna know the answer.

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  27. Um yep, pretty much agree with all of these!

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  28. This post made me laugh so hard! I agree with all of them, except the first one if someone asks me if I am mad I usually am honest ha.

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