After a long lecture (No matter which language) we fall on our desk sharing partners like they're a sleeping foam. I'm so glad that Noori is chubby so I can easily snooze for a second (or 2 minutes maybe)
School management, they're so nice. I heard they're reading my blog so Hiiiiii, you guys are SUPER nice!
But our books are not. That's how it comes out after reading a lesson :
About a personality:
Reality : A person who helped in saving many live (It could be anyone, a doctor or an army officer)
Our presentation : He was a real nice man. He thought people need him so he should help. He was a good looking man. All he needed was nice hair cut so he can have a good shot for our lesson's main picture.
About a place:
Reality : The mountains covering 30% of the mount area of our county (Hit the geogrpahy in English's book)
Our presentation: An awesome place to camp fire. You can spot sheep there and beautiful scenario which is totally picture taking worthy. Go book a ticket and don't forget to charge your camera!
About an occupation:
Reality: Teaching is a holy profession (BOMB PART)
Our presentation: Teaching? What a profession it is! You can do anything as a teacher, make a kid sing, cry and use high heels in school which is a win-win (from a girl's heart) and nobody will charge you! A teacher is the only thing which makes a class silent which is nearly impossible in recess. In near future, schools will be hiring a teacher for recess, amazing idea?
Reality: Present tense // Past tense // Future tense
Our presentation: There are many types of tenses. These are used for telling how your life is going (Howdy) Present = What's on Earth is happening in your life? Past = Ah, those golden days when we were
young kids. Future = IT'S A MYSTERY!
Reality: English classics , a poem taken from early 1900s.
Our presentation: Its poet has died!
Reality : How giving cars and bikes to tweens and early teens can cause trouble to families
Our presentation: It's the luck of those kids. But sadly yes, they gotta operate those kids if they get into an accident which means their dads are losing business, mums losing control of kitchen and their siblings will have lack of pocket money. What about maids? They will lose their jobs!
So the result is - after our awesome progress-
GET OUTTA CLASS! Or at least don't sit in the same teacher's class again! For good.
Anything that you remember from your classes?