Note: This post is full of the stuff that will drive you crazy. Read on your own responsibility.
We all have THAT kind of relatives who
make fun of little kids - never leave your house until you ask God
are sarcastic - bully you for no reason
Don't be afraid, they won't read yours until you din.
It's not so long tale, I hadn't exposed my blog in my IRL friends/relative circle. At least to most of them.
Note for them : You reading? Heya
Salute to mum/granny/aunt who just declared that her daughter/grand daughter/niece is a BIG BLOGGER (Kidding?)
|MUM LOVES ME!|
2k (Eh?) followers.
Now this topic has closed. These women won't do it again, still don't believe, I'll keep an eye over them.
So what happened, the story starts exactly from here. Scratch.
How these ladies
"She writes very well. Her articles are amazing. Her grammar and spellings are not perfect. She's indeed so successful." -Grandma
You got that she never read my blog.
"Blogging is something that people write on internet. Others read them and they become friends. She has so many friends." -Aunt
Ain't too easy?
"Online writing. My daughter writes, I'm proud." *Tears filled eyes* -Mum
Relatives know what to expect from me. Anything & everything.
Start from olders
Why you blog?
Aar, to write.
Anything. Related to me.
Oh yes, narcism.
How to win giveaways?
I D.O.N.T K.N.O.W
Companies give you free money, don't they?
Why would they?
Your blog genre,
Me : Lifestyle.
They: Hmm, so what do you write?
Me: Daily life.
They: Your life? Then who'd read!
How you collected followers?
Came by? And stopped to stay.
Forever alone relative
How you make friends?
We read each other. Talk & discuss.We're aware of other's daily life and our lovely little secrets.
You've posted secrets?
Heck? I didn't mean that way.
Are they only ladies or you talk to men too?
*In mind* You're cheap.
The grumpy aunt
Why the girls waste time over internet, doing their business (aka bloggin)?
We don't waste time. We learn from another girl's experience. We know how to become social and...
Experience? Which kind of.
I was just saying.
The sarcist ones
You design blogs. Is this the reason you chose computer science?
No. Take this as a coincidence.
They: We know, it's time wasting. Leave blogging and try to face real world. You have lots of work to do, get married and improve your home. Are you prepared?
Have you ever
survived got into this kinds situation?